Apparently, derby girls like to show off their bruises, so I will post mine for all to see. The colors have since mostly gone away, but I am left with this huge mass and ripply stuff in my leg. I am not super stoked, because I still have a huge lump right below this injury that has been in my leg since I was a sophomore in high school (obtained from a car accident involving myself, no seat belt, a freshly grated dirt road, a small tree, and a Ford Festiva driven by my girlfriend).
Pre-May 14 Bruise
After Derby Bout May 14th
May 15th
May 16th
May 25thSuperior Mouth Guards! Protech Dent Mouth Guards are the only mouth guard you need to invest in, get one for you and one for your derby wife and sister!
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