1..2...3

Do you want to stay with me like the flower and the bee?

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Derby Widow

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Memphis Runner

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Roller Derby Baby

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Roller Derby Guy

They don't lie, they are the....

these are fans, it is obvious

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Church based roller derby league

Musk, ya know?

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She is so sweet and clean

...and nasty and mean sugar and spice she likes to shoot the dice i love her I did not think twice she is my dream girl on the roller derby team

she's muscle not lard she really hits hard

her hair is black her teeth are white she's my roller derby princess tonight
she doesn't even frown when she hits them down...

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Roller Derby Mama

Jam on down the line...

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Roller Derby Girl

Burning up the flat track, don't take no smack...

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Hell Hath No Fury

"Hell hath no fury..."

(fyʊr'ē)
n., pl., -ries.

1. Violent anger; rage. See synonyms at anger.
2. Violent, uncontrolled action; turbulence.
3. Furies Greek & Roman Mythology. The three terrible winged goddesses with serpentine hair, Alecto, Megaera, and Tisiphone, who pursue and punish doers of unavenged crimes.
4. A woman regarded as angry or spiteful.

"Use your booty like a weapon!"

Derby Derby Do! - Muttpuppy

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Derby Guerrilla Featured Bout 6/25/11

Check it out, Sintral Valley vs Tahoe Derby Dames B Team! What an interesting bout.

Derby IQ wanted! Are you a coach, skater, ref, major fan? If you are, please post in comments section here on Putting On My Big Girl Panties.

Big Thanks To

Derby Guerrilla
Sintral Valley Derby Girls
Tahoe Derby Dames
Russell Reno (Photographer)

Derby Derby Do! - Muttpuppy

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The two evils of derby

...Football....How many backs have the name "Johnson" written on them?

If my last name where Johnson, and so was an opponent on the other team, would it matter? No, it would not because it actually happens quite often. What about in roller derby? Have you ever seen two girls with the same name (or something similar)? Probably not, due to the fact that there is a registry for roller derby girls that approves or denies names based upon similarity to a name or names that have been previously registered.

I have a derby name, and it was hard to decide on it because every time I came up with a name I felt comfortable with, I would check the registry and see that someone already had that name, so I would start again trying to find a special name that fit me. I like having a derby name and introducing myself with an extended hand in a hearty shake while smiling these words from my mouth "Hi, I am...", BUT, I also agree with Engel, blogger for Sprechen Sie Derby.

Feel free to jump on over and check out what she has to say about the evolution of roller derby names for this is not the first time I have heard someone mention their views regarding the evolution of spectacle roller derby (IE, names) and the future of roller derby as a team sport. Click HERE to read Engels blog post, and no, I don't skate and blog under the same name.

Derby Derby Do! Happy Skating and Happy Blogging - Muttpuppy

Custom Booty Shorts!

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Whiskey Wheels

I am posting this song here for a friend of mine. Would love to come across the lyrics!

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Blockers Don't Wear Panties!

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Should I Send This Pic?

So, Derby Girls Blog is hosting a calender contest, which girls can submit up to four photos. Wonder if they would consider portraits from artists? Hmm. What think? Click HERE to find out how you can enter this cool contest!

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DERBY DERBY DO! As always, happy skating, happy blogging! - Muttpuppy

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Paul Simon, Muppets

Goodnight to those heading to bed, it's been a long long day....ahh.

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NewTube

#3

Not very good, but what the heck? Better than if I never even tried!

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Tape Measure Tuesdays

When I start a new workout plan, I like to take measurements of my body to see how my body is improving from all the torture. Having a buddy to take your measurements is a great idea (as is having a buddy to workout with). Just pick one day of the week, any day (mine is always Tuesday), measure, wait a week, repeat the process. I tend to have the best results from working out when I do so with a friend who is competitive, motivated, and smaller than me. It also helps me to have a goal as well. Setting a "weight" goal is hard for me to obtain, since my body is extremely muscular. I have a pair of size 4 jeans that I have only fit into two times in my life, once when I had Cassandra as my personal trainer, and once when my girlfriend KT and I worked out every day while her husband was working (before I went to work bar tending in the evening). It worked great and I came within three pounds of my target weight. I am going to pull out those jeans tonight and hang them in the bathroom next to where I get ready. If I stare at those pants every single day, I will meet my goal.

6/24/11 UPDATE!

Tape Measure TUESDAYS are now TAPE MEASURE THURSDAYS!

In the first week, I have lost inches in my hips, thighs and waist! Bad news? My chest and arms are getting bigger!

FREE STICKERS!!!!!!!!

Bonnie is at it again!

Free Stickers!

Send a Self-Addressed-STAMPED-envelope to:

Bonnie D.Stroir
...PO Box 2747
McKinleyville,CA 95519

I got mine, now get yours!

Oh! And for those who were wondering, WE WON OUR FIRST HOME BOUT OF THE SEASON! Woot Woot! I am so proud of everyone who skated, because we did what our coach has been yelling at us all season. People kept coming up saying how we played so well together. It made me extremely proud to be on the team that I am. I look forward to our next bout (away, B team) and possible win. My favorite thing about derby? Is playing derby! Good luck to each and every team as you continue this season. Set your dramas aside and play hard with your team, fair with your opponents, and remember to thank your FANS for all their support (and $).

Derby Derby Do! Happy Skating and Happy Blogging - Muttpuppy

Here's my award from the bout on 6/11/11. Guess I did something right (or wrong)!!!

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Enter To Win!!!! Calander Contest!

HEY THERE! Just wanted to share this great calender contest that Derby Girls Blog is hosting. Take a look at the info that they provided (below) and go to their site and leave a comment on how cool this is, then follow the rules to enter (up to four times)! Good luck! - Muttpuppy

Derby Girls Calender Contest: Enter To Win

June 9, 2011 in Give Aways by derbygirlsblog

Oh-boy! I am super excited to talk about this, because I have been keeping it a secret for literally almost a year now! Derby Girls is sponsoring a Derby Calender Contest. So, here’s how it works! There will be 12 winners. Each winner will be featured in and receive a free copy of our Derby Girls 2012 calender. The winner with the most votes will also win a set of super rad surprise wheels

Here’s how you play:

1.Each person can enter up to 4 photos to be chosen in our calender.

2. send photos to pnnylane@hotmail DOT com with your skate name and team you skate for ( if you want) and I will post to the blog

3. You have until July 30th to get your pictures in

4. The whole month of Aug we will be voting on our favorite 12 pictures and the winners will be announced Sept 1st

* This is going to be pretty rad! You determine what this calender looks like- if you want to do something festive for a particular month, go for it? You want your whole team to do something- super cool ( but just remember only 1 calender to the person who actually enters sorry) Have some hot solo photos you want to enter? You won’t here me complaining~ get creative, let your personality shine! This is your chance to embrace your inner persona! Impress me!

Alright ladies, have at it and please please please my only rule here is HAVE FUN!

Tip Of The Day, According To Blanch (With An E)

If you live in a dry climate don't plan on being a platinum blond unless you plan on being bald.

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Die In A Fire

It takes a patient person to keep a blog going that actually has people besides your best friend reading it. Comments and likes flow freely on my personal facebook, yet here on blogger, I seem to be failing. It doesn't matter how many questions I ask at the bottom of my blog post, I am constantly begging peeps to post anything in the comments. Due to my lack of blogging skills, I have decided to hunt down the worst roller derby blog(s) and post them here at Putting On My Big Girl Panties. If anyone has come across any horridly awful blogs centered around roller derby that are so horrible that you can't stop reading it, let me know because there have got to be more blogs like mine out there (for those of you just joining, I blog as Muttpuppy, and I enjoy run on sentences, obscure videos, and the 1980's). So, let me know what you come across, leave me a comment, an idea, or just tell me how much you hate roller derby and roller girls, like this gentleman wrote in his blog post Rollerderby Girls - The Worst Kind Of People

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Tip Of The Day, According To Muttpuppy

"If you have a long haired kitty, chances are good he has dingle berries" - Muttpuppy

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AQUA - How Are you doing Vid

Note to self...

Remember to post my thoughts on the similarities between high school competitive/sideline cheer
and roller derby.

I have been so preoccupied with derby lately, I haven't paid much attention to anything else. Another two bouts this month (one home, one away). I am still rubbing Arnica gel on my battle wounds from the two bouts last month (but I LOVE IT!).

Does anyone else have an analogy that they would like to share, describing how they feel about derby and it's similarities to something? Please share your thoughts.

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