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Roller Boogie (Boogie Woogie)

I am totally learning this dance! Hahaha! Especially the high knee parts!

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Backwards

And I thought keeping up with the girls in a circle was hard, try playing soccer on skates. Close your eyes, and picture a yellow ball. Picture that ball on the middle of a gymnasium. Now, add a girl on either side of the ball, starring each other down, primed and ready for push off at the bleat of a whistle. Look past those women, at the opposing groups of ladies bent forward at the hips, arms in position to pump left or right, eyes squinting, ready to track the path the ball takes. The whistle blows, and they race around, pushing, shoving, falling all around! Soccer, on skates. Imagine it. Now, imagine it skating backwards only. Kicking the ball, backwards only. Picture it, for I never had until last Tuesday. I was sore for two days straight (though I am out of shape). Can't believe what I've gotten myself into.

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Tis the Season

Happy Holidays to all!

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Walking On the.....

moon.

Tonight was the lunar eclipse, and I missed it. I wanted to see it so badly. Like most places in the United States, it was clouded, so viewing was impossible. I was streaming it live from the web, and found the best footage was coming from Chili. My efforts were in vain though for I woke up on the sofa to a blank computer screen, Married with Children on the television, and my fat cat trying to open my window shades. Dang poor planning on my part by falling asleep without setting the alarm on my smart phone. All in all, I was most disappointed when I opened the shades for my persistent feline only to find a beautiful and bright moon staring back at me. I had missed the transition of sun and moon tonight, and am now very jealous of all that witnessed it!

Would love to hear comments on your experience(s) tonight. If you did (or didn't) get to see it, where you were, how it made you feel, etc. please respond to this post, I heard from one person that there were even shooting stars tonight!

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Police - Walking On The Moon

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Sweat Potato

Torn in the homes, sold in the market

children with broken foundations

Living the dream, now I'm focused on me
Chopping down that Tamarack tree


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My Belle

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Better Change Those Lyrics

Amy Locane, you're going to be singing that song in jail for killing a women with your car after admitting to drinking and driving.

On an  topic unrelated to aggravated manslaughter charges, can I just say 

THANK YOU for Johnny Depp?

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Exert from Morning Post Over Coffee And Toast

Music Video - Should I explain? Usually a video by the artist highlighting his or her song or band. Music Videos can also be montages of music with choreography, special effects and perhaps also a plot.

So, HERE IT IS! Music by Johan Agebjorn's featuring Sallie Shapiro
(My thoughts are posted below)

 

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Xanadu

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Snippet

Exert from earlier, Morning Post Over Coffee And Toast...TV Show Clip - highlight of a particular person or memorable moment on television

So, HERE IT IS! Gary Coleman
(My thoughts are posted below)

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Gary Colemen, just one of many child stars from the eighties I grew up watching, his catch phrase Whatcha Talkin Bout Willis? is still used in daily banter. Remember these other actors as well? Michael J. Fox Jason Bateman Fred Savage Soleil Moon Frye/Punky Brewster.

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Bring Bring Went The Blower

Exert from Morning Post Over Coffee And Toast
Home Video - technically can be broken into two categories.

1. Recording of an event, time, place, person
2. Amateur Home Movie attempt. The amateur home movies can be quite good, usually involving a plot while also possibly documenting time, place, person, event, activity, etc. Don't be fooled though, there are some pretty horrible ones out there.

So, HERE IT IS! Family video from 1983-84
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At just over eight minutes long, this home video example can get a little annoying listening to random burst of children's crying. If you close your eyes and just listen though, you will notice that there isn't much talking going on. There are muffled sounds of children playing, bike peddles going in reverse, turns being taken on the monkey bars and the videographer's methodical breathing. I much enjoyed hearing the rotary phone ring, that's something I haven't heard in a long time. For eight whole minutes, I was brought into a family yard, living room and life as a witness only, and guess what? No one was texting, or charging their iPod, or Playing Wii Fit, or watching NetFlix. No one had a Bluetooth on their ear. I find this example almost zen.

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Lederhosen Babe

For those that have been following some of my earlier postings

You know that I used to roller skate in the eighties (nineties too, but we'll get to that later). I have mentioned the fact that I am currently trying to join a local roller derby team. It may come to no surprise to anyone paying attention that I love run on sentences and YouTube videos. I have a habit of embedding links directly to a page to help expand on my ideas. I find random bits of information exciting and hope that readers get lost in my thoughts in a similar fashion so we might share some sort of common knowledge. With that being said, I hope that you enjoy some of the example videos that I will be sharing with whomever pushes the play button.

• Exert from earlier, Morning Post Over Coffee And Toast...Commercial - a short film trying to sell something, usually of low quality. Originally taped from TV to VHS and now has been put onto the world wide web. I like old commercials, they give me that warm fuzzy feeling people say they get sometimes for one reason or another...
• In Dear Santa there was a prime example of a Mattel toy commercial from 1982 that featured two young girls who later went on to do movie and television. One of the girls, Jenny Lewis, is still performing today as a singer.
  

So, HERE IT IS! Faberge Babe 1980 TV Commercial
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After watching this video I feel like going to my local Rite Aid and shopping in roller skates. Really digging the lederhosen look she's rocking with the orange socks. I do however think this woman is invisible to the pharmacist and shoppers. If I saw a women skating into a store, throwing down mad skills on eight wheels while shopping for antiperspirant, I would be looking at her, thinking "Right On! Jealous". If you're interested in learning more about the maker of Babe, check out Heather Lockler (of Melrose Place fame) in this Faberge Shampoo Commercial.


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Morning Post Over Coffee And Toast

My head is spinning from all the "so bad they are good" 1980's footage available on the internet!

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I never know until I watch the footage what it will be like. So far the clips I have seen fall into these categories...

• Commercial - a short film trying to sell something, usually of low quality. Originally taped from TV to VHS and now has been put onto the world wide web. I like old commercials, they give me that warm fuzzy feeling people say they get sometimes for one reason or another.
• Home Video - technically can be broken into two categories.
• A. recording of an event IE., time, place, person
• B. amateur home movie attempt. The amateur home movies can be quite good, usually involving a plot while also possibly documenting time, place, person, event, etc. Don't be fooled though, there are some pretty horrible ones out there.
• TV Show Clip - highlight of a particular person or memorable moment on television
  
• Music Video - Should I explain? Usually a video by the artist highlighting his or her song or band. Music Videos can also be montages of music with choreography, special effects and perhaps also a plot.

I will post examples and my thoughts for each of these categories in future blogs. Please feel free to watch and comment on each of them!

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Dear Santa

I am sure that my Christmas list was one word written in crayon.

This is how I remember it now.

Dear Santa,

Have you lost weight?! It is 1983, and all I want for Christmas is a Baby Skates Doll. I don't want or need anything else. Just make sure that I get my very own Baby Skates Doll for Christmas, or I am going to turn up the television and dance like a child hopped up on Faygo Rock & Rye and Halloween candy every time the commercial comes on. Santa, I will run directly to the toy isle every time I am inside of a Toys R Us and stare longingly at the yellow box containing fifteen inches of molded plastic with my eyes glazed over until my point is clearly known. I will dream about her wind up back (no batteries required) and awesome skating capabilities all night long, and then recap that dream all day for my mother and father to listen to until there is absolutely nothing else they can do but get me that little skating freak with the hot pink running shorts and short blond hair to appease me. Unless, Santa, you where to just make sure that I get what I want for Christmas (this isn't a threat, technically).

Thank you in advance for meeting my demands
(I mean, getting me what I want for Christmas),

"Minni" Muttpuppy

On Christmas morning, my brother and I tiptoed down the stairs to the decorated blue spruce and gazed upon a mass of green and red boxes with ribbons and bows. We started shaking every box that was for us, giggling and shrieking with excitement, trying to be as quiet as possible while purposely waking our parents and other brother from their slumber. I shook every present until I found the one I knew just had to be my soon to be most cherished doll. The commercial was replaying over and over in my head as I imagined her rolling around the kitchen as we ate our breakfast later. I wasted no time ripping open the paper to find my very own baby skates inside! That exact moment was probably the happiest I had ever been in my short life to that point. In fact, it could have been the most pure moment of happiness that I have felt even up to right now. Soon after, a whole new emotion over came me. I wound up her back, stood her on the floor and watched as she proceeded to fall flat on her face. She fell again, and again, and again, no one had obviously taught her to skate. My whole world crashed down on me. My hopes and dreams crushed. This was the exact moment in my life, I not only realized that you can't believe everything you see, but also, I had put all of my eggs in one basket by only asking for her. I had been so persistent in getting only her, that I never asked for anything else. I had never prepared myself for the possibility that Baby Skates could be a fraud, a metaphor for life. Christmas went from my happiest moment to my worst in a matter or minutes. I tossed aside my molded plastic failure and went back into the living room to watch my brothers open all the rest of their gifts while I sat with a "lost puppy in the cold" downward turned face. Although I was hurt by this experience, it didn't last long. Many Christmases have passed since and I have learned that asking for multiple things means not being disappointed (same with life). I have also learned that I am an adult who has the power to buy things for myself and return what doesn't work! Little bit of Life Lessons 101 people. Life has also taught me something else, and that is to stop making fun of my mother for washing all of my dolls and putting them away in boxes to preserve them. I used to think it so strange that she (or anyone for that matter) would ever want to save such a thing as baby doll. Now, I want to pick up my phone and thank her. Maybe I could ask if she could dig out old Baby Skates and send her to me, simply for nostalgia purposes. Oh, who am I kidding? I just found out she is selling for over $145 on ebay!

Here's the commercial that made me crazed for my own little skating doll

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Two Redhead Girls Played By

Jenny Lewis
Golden Girls
Roseanne
Black And Decker PopCorn Maker Commercial
Troop Beverly Hills

Emily Schulman

Troop Beverly Hills
Small Wonder


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In the year 2000 + 1

Let us all take a minute to remember...
"In the year 2000, cars will no longer be required to come with air bags, because, people, will be required to come, with breast implants..."

In 2001, a roller derby league made up of all-females started in Austin, Texas. This original league split in two a few years after inception, and is highlighted in the documentary Hell on Wheels, The Birth Of All-Girl Roller Derby, directed by Bob Ray. The first match was held in 2002 and by 2005 over 50 teams (banked and flat) had been created across the United States. According to the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA), there are currently 105 Full Member Leagues and 46 apprentice. As a new skater, I have to learn and follow the rules set forth by WFTDA before I will ever be able to skate in a bout. The amount of injuries that happened in the early 2000's mandated that simple skills such as falling properly where understood by players.

If you are new to derby, or just looking for a great film, I highly suggest watching the full 90 minute documentary Hell On Wheels (2009) at www.SnagFilms.com

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The Number 20

• 20...the number of pounds US Magazine claims that Natalie Portman gained while at Harvard University.
• 20...the minutes claimed it takes to make dinner using Jamie Olivers iPhone application.
• 20...or less moves to solve a Rubik's Cube™.
• 20...(billion) Tweets since Twitter started!
• 20...the most counterfeited bill in US currency
• 20...THE NUMBER OF LAPS I EXECUTED IN FIVE MINUTES AT DERBY PRACTICE LAST NIGHT

As far as minimum skills for derby, sanctioned by the Women's Flat Track Derby Association, 25 laps in 5 minutes is the number that I need to hit. So, now to condition and add five laps to my time. I wonder if I could hit 25 just by switching to real derby skates? If I can hit 20 in my ghetto Sonic Cruisers shouldn't I be able to hit 25 in a good pair of derby skates?

Correction! Since posting this, I have found out that my information was incorrect. The number of laps is 20 laps in 5 minutes! Success! (1/4/11)

Check out this video, 1980 Roller Derby. Back in the day the girls made up for their lack of protection with extra firm Aqua Net hairspray and push up bras.


Q. What song/artist is singing at the opening of this 1980 Roller Derby Clip?
A. Might surprise you, but as a youngster I begged my dad to stop playing this album in the car, only to fall in love with him as a teenager.
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Q. What song/artist did VH1 pick as # 20 for the top 100 of the 1980's?
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I'm starting a band!!!

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If I can talk my reluctant boyfriend into it that is! He's really not so into the whole idea and I am not one hundred percent sure why *wink*. I mean, seriously! Who would not want to join an iPad band? I would join, so other people must want to as well. The biggest plus to this style of band would probably have to be that your instrument case fits into a backpack while also performing tasks beyond that of just making music. Hmm, maybe I can hold practice over Skype?

When I first saw this video, I flashed back to Chime Choir (which yes, I was a member of). Could I, the 11 year old girl, standing before a table full of silver rectangular chimes, ever have fathomed in my wildest of dreams, that a whole band could play complete musical scores on little screens that you touch to manipulate? Technology, I can't believe how far it has come since Mr. H made us listen to the crappiest electronic music during 6th grade Music Appreciate Class.

North Point's iBand from North Point Web on Vimeo.

At the moment, I am a soloist without an instrument, so, if anyone out there would like to donate an iPad to me, I promise I will learn to play it! I smile as I write this. Who am I kidding? No one wants to hear me play bass line by myself.

Art And Derby

I am looking out my window right now at a calm blue, gray, alabaster sky. The view would make a very pretty painting. The sight outside inspires me and reminds me how I had started brainstorming ideas for derby art (specifically a coloring book that could be used as a fundraiser). I found this artist from the UK who does derby illustrations and logos (Cherry8creative). Thought that I might share her site with you. Maybe I should send a picture of me for her to illustrate, what do you think? Anyway, check her out if you get the time. Leave me a comment if you have any ideas (be it for fundraisers, art, derby, etc).

http://cherry8creative.wordpress.com/


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"Rollin" Right Along

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The muppet movie has always been one of my all time favorites. Please watch it if

a) you've never even heard/seen it before
b) it's been awhile since you have seen it.

So, "Rollin Right Along", I am going to talk derby, newbie style. I am totally pumped to skate with my new derby family. Last Sunday I drove a total of four hours to RollerKingdom adult skate night from 7:30 - 10:30 in Reno, NV. There were some other gals from the team that showed up, as well as our coach and our referee. Four hours might sound like a long way, and it is, but not when you have skill requirements to meet. I pushed my self a little too hard from the get go, and sweated up a storm. I drank two bottles of water to hydrate but did get sick on the way home from not having enough fuel in my body and being exhausted. Oh wait, do you hear that? It's the worlds smallest violin, playing for me! lol.

Our team has had a hard time finding a place locally to skate this winter (the outdoor track is under snow), but we now have a home at the community center! Tuesday marked my very first pre-season practice with the derby girls (only fell once). For the rest of the month of December, every Tuesday from 8:30 to 10:30 I will be skating laps and doing drills on the gym floor, Boo Ya! My gear is ghetto, but my heart is in it. I dream about new skates at night, but my reality is that I am the only girl rocking sneaker looking "Sonic Cruisers" that aren't made for going fast, while sporting my snowboard helmet, and nighttime mouth guard. I laugh at myself when I look in the mirror, the trick, is to out skate the girls with the real stuff. To be accepted in this sport, you have to prove yourself in the rink, and that is that. How am I going to do it? Conditioning and Endurance Training. Don't laugh when I tell you this, but I have been working out to Billy Blanks Taebo Amped Core Express Video while WEARING skates, using the weighted amplifier bar, AND a ten pound weight vest. Might look and sound funny, but I am getting stronger! After I am done with the 30 minutes with Billy, I skate in the street and leap over cracks. I am also very lucky to have access to a pool, so I have been swimming laps as well to build up my endurance. I might not have new skates yet, but when I do get them, girls better be watching out for me, cause I want to go FAST!

For those of you unfamiliar with Roller Derby, watch this video!