Thursday, July 7, 2011

Harry Potter Fans

The fans are taking flight online! The countdown to Harry Potter has begun...get your midnight tickets if not to watch the movie, but to watch the people who groan out loud when a scene is not the same as the book! Don't forget to bring your broom, owl, cloak, book of spells and wand.



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DERBY DERBY DO!! - MUTTPUPPY

John Joseph Merlin




"The first recorded roller skate invention was in 1760, by the Belgian born John Joseph Merlin. He worked in London as an inventor and instument maker. Mr Merlin attended a masquerade party wearing one of his new inventions. Metal-wheeled boots, desiring to make a grand entrance added the pizzazz of rolling in while playing the violin. Lining the huge ballroom was a very expensive wall-length mirror. The fiddling skater stood no chance and Merlin crashed solidly into the mirrored wall, as his roller skates crashed into society."

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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Verdict is.....



....Murder One NOT GUILTY

2...Aggravated Child Abuse...NOT GUILTY
3....Aggravated Manslaughter of a child...NOT GUILTY
4...providing false info to law enforcement...GUILTY
5...providing false info to law enforcement ...GUILTY
6...providing false enforcement...GUILTY
7...providing false
enforcement...GUILTY

Casey Anthony Trial, July 5, 2011

Thursday at 9 am, sentencing

Wonder what Nancy Grace will rant about "Tot Mom" today?




7/7/11 - Sentencing for Casey Anthony, Judge Perry presiding.
She will not go free today, probably later this month or August. She was given one year for each of the four counts which is the maximum for each count (and consecutive). Later today, the exact date for her release will be known.


This just in........the release date for prisoner Casey Anthony will be WEDNESDAY JULY 13th, 2011 (credit for 1,043 days served, ‎1043 days calculates to 2.86 year). 

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Checking Back

Lets take a moment and revisit an earlier post....Props To Plumeuphoria



Plumeuphoria@gmail.com
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Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy USA DAY!



It's the 4th of July here in the USA! Happy Day to all who lie in the North Americas south of Canada! Hope everyone has a wonderful safe holiday! As always, Happy Blogging and Happy Skating!

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Friday, July 1, 2011

HAPPY CANADA DAY!



Learn more HERE

Click HERE to see Canadian Roller Derby Teams!



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This Day In History


The year is 1943 on this day income tax started being taken (withheld) from workers paychecks.

Today also marks the birth of famous actor Dan Aykroyd. Happy Birthday!
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Rollergirl Gail

She'll take you down down down, Rollergirl Gail

Let her by or die Rollergirl Gail



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Double take

I have absolutely no idea what the heck is going on here


The Vaudeville Smash - Roller Disco from Jan Reichle on Vimeo.

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Thursday, June 30, 2011

1..2...3

Do you want to stay with me like the flower and the bee?



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Derby Widow



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Memphis Runner



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Roller Derby Baby



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Roller Derby Guy

They don't lie, they are the....



these are fans, it is obvious


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Church based roller derby league

Musk, ya know?



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She is so sweet and clean

...and nasty and mean sugar and spice she likes to shoot the dice i love her I did not think twice she is my dream girl on the roller derby team

she's muscle not lard she really hits hard

her hair is black her teeth are white she's my roller derby princess tonight
she doesn't even frown when she hits them down...



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Roller Derby Mama

Jam on down the line...




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Roller Derby Girl

Burning up the flat track, don't take no smack...



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Hell Hath No Fury

"Hell hath no fury..."

(fyʊr'ē) pronunciation
n., pl., -ries.
  1. Violent anger; rage. See synonyms at anger.
  2. Violent, uncontrolled action; turbulence.
  3. Furies Greek & Roman Mythology. The three terrible winged goddesses with serpentine hair, Alecto, Megaera, and Tisiphone, who pursue and punish doers of unavenged crimes.
  4. A woman regarded as angry or spiteful.

"Use your booty like a weapon!"



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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Derby Guerrilla Featured Bout 6/25/11

Check it out, Sintral Valley vs Tahoe Derby Dames B Team! What an interesting bout.

Derby IQ wanted! Are you a coach, skater, ref, major fan? If you are, please post in comments section here on Putting On My Big Girl Panties.




Big Thanks To

Derby Guerrilla
Sintral Valley Derby Girls
Tahoe Derby Dames
Russell Reno (Photographer)

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The two evils of derby

...Football....How many backs have the name "Johnson" written on them?

If my last name where Johnson, and so was an opponent on the other team, would it matter? No, it would not because it actually happens quite often. What about in roller derby? Have you ever seen two girls with the same name (or something similar)? Probably not, due to the fact that there is a registry for roller derby girls that approves or denies names based upon similarity to a name or names that have been previously registered.


I have a derby name, and it was hard to decide on it because every time I came up with a name I felt comfortable with, I would check the registry and see that someone already had that name, so I would start again trying to find a special name that fit
me. I like having a derby name and introducing myself with an extended hand in a hearty shake while smiling these words from my mouth "Hi, I am...", BUT, I also agree with Engel, blogger for Sprechen Sie Derby.

Feel free to jump on over and check out what she has to say about the evolution of roller derby names for this is not the first time I have heard someone mention their views regarding the evolution of spectacle roller derby (IE, names) and the future of roller derby as a team sport. Click HERE to read Engels blog post, and no, I don't skate and blog under the same name.




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Friday, June 24, 2011

Custom Booty Shorts!



Can't beat the price on these booty shorts (covers). Lots of fabric choices to choose from! Once I get a little more ca$h in my pocket, I will put an order in! Click HERE to order your very own custom booty shorts!




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Whiskey Wheels

I am posting this song here for a friend of mine. Would love to come across the lyrics!


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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Blockers Don't Wear Panties!


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Found this at Roller Derby Virginia Beach, LLC and loved it so much I just had to share! You can follow their blog HERE

Should I Send This Pic?


So, Derby Girls Blog is hosting a calender contest, which girls can submit up to four photos. Wonder if they would consider portraits from artists? Hmm. What think? Click HERE to find out how you can enter this cool contest!

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DERBY DERBY DO! As always, happy skating, happy blogging! - Muttpuppy

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Friday, June 17, 2011

Paul Simon, Muppets

Goodnight to those heading to bed, it's been a long long day....ahh.

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

NewTube

#3

Not very good, but what the heck? Better than if I never even tried!



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Tape Measure Tuesdays


When I start a new workout plan, I like to take measurements of my body to see how my body is improving from all the torture. Having a buddy to take your measurements is a great idea (as is having a buddy to workout with). Just pick one day of the week, any day (mine is always Tuesday), measure, wait a week, repeat the process. I tend to have the best results from working out when I do so with a friend who is competitive, motivated, and smaller than me. It also helps me to have a goal as well. Setting a "weight" goal is hard for me to obtain, since my body is extremely muscular. I have a pair of size 4 jeans that I have only fit into two times in my life, once when I had Cassandra as my personal trainer, and once when my girlfriend KT and I worked out every day while her husband was working (before I went to work bar tending in the evening). It worked great and I came within three pounds of my target weight. I am going to pull out those jeans tonight and hang them in the bathroom next to where I get ready. If I stare at those pants every single day, I will meet my goal.



6/24/11 UPDATE!
Tape Measure TUESDAYS are now TAPE MEASURE THURSDAYS!
In the first week, I have lost inches in my hips, thighs and waist! Bad news? My chest and arms are getting bigger!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

FREE STICKERS!!!!!!!!





Bonnie is at it again!
Free Stickers!

Send a Self-Addressed-STAMPED-envelope to:

Bonnie D.Stroir
...PO Box 2747
McKinleyville,CA 95519

I got mine, now get yours!


Oh! And for those who were wondering, WE WON OUR FIRST HOME BOUT OF THE SEASON! Woot Woot! I am so proud of everyone who skated, because we did what our coach has been yelling at us all season. People kept coming up saying how we played so well together. It made me extremely proud to be on the team that I am. I look forward to our next bout (away, B team) and possible win. My favorite thing about derby? Is playing derby! Good luck to each and every team as you continue this season. Set your dramas aside and play hard with your team, fair with your opponents, and remember to thank your FANS for all their support (and $).


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Here's my award from the bout on 6/11/11. Guess I did something right (or wrong)!!!


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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Custom DERBY GIRLS on LONGBOARDS!

Heck ya! Ever wanted to get that someone special in your life something absolutely amazing? Something functional and also a piece of art you can hang in your house? Take a look at what one of the very talented artists for Sibbz Custom Rides has done! Get one for your derby team to use for promotions and FUNDRAISERS! These boards are all custom, all one of a kind works of art!


Friday, June 10, 2011

Enter To Win!!!! Calander Contest!


HEY THERE! Just wanted to share this great calender contest that Derby Girls Blog is hosting. Take a look at the info that they provided (below) and go to their site and leave a comment on how cool this is, then follow the rules to enter (up to four times)! Good luck! - Muttpuppy


Derby Girls Calender Contest: Enter To Win

June 9, 2011 in Give Aways by derbygirlsblog

Oh-boy! I am super excited to talk about this, because I have been keeping it a secret for literally almost a year now! Derby Girls is sponsoring a Derby Calender Contest. So, here’s how it works! There will be 12 winners. Each winner will be featured in and receive a free copy of our Derby Girls 2012 calender. The winner with the most votes will also win a set of super rad surprise wheels :)

Here’s how you play:

1.Each person can enter up to 4 photos to be chosen in our calender.

2. send photos to pnnylane@hotmail DOT com with your skate name and team you skate for ( if you want) and I will post to the blog

3. You have until July 30th to get your pictures in

4. The whole month of Aug we will be voting on our favorite 12 pictures and the winners will be announced Sept 1st

* This is going to be pretty rad! You determine what this calender looks like- if you want to do something festive for a particular month, go for it? You want your whole team to do something- super cool ( but just remember only 1 calender to the person who actually enters :( sorry) Have some hot solo photos you want to enter? You won’t here me complaining~ get creative, let your personality shine! This is your chance to embrace your inner persona! Impress me!

Alright ladies, have at it :) and please please please my only rule here is HAVE FUN!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Tip Of The Day, According To Blanch (With An E)



If you live in a dry climate don't plan on being a platinum blond unless you plan on being bald.

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Monday, June 6, 2011

Die In A Fire

It takes a patient person to keep a blog going that actually has people besides your best friend reading it. Comments and likes flow freely on my personal facebook, yet here on blogger, I seem to be failing. It doesn't matter how many questions I ask at the bottom of my blog post, I am constantly begging peeps to post anything in the comments. Due to my lack of blogging skills, I have decided to hunt down the worst roller derby blog(s) and post them here at Putting On My Big Girl Panties. If anyone has come across any horridly awful blogs centered around roller derby that are so horrible that you can't stop reading it, let me know because there have got to be more blogs like mine out there (for those of you just joining, I blog as Muttpuppy, and I enjoy run on sentences, obscure videos, and the 1980's). So, let me know what you come across, leave me a comment, an idea, or just tell me how much you hate roller derby and roller girls, like this gentleman wrote in his blog post Rollerderby Girls - The Worst Kind Of People


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Sunday, June 5, 2011

Tip Of The Day, According To Muttpuppy



"If you have a long haired kitty, chances are good he has
dingle berries" - Muttpuppy

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AQUA - How Are you doing Vid

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Note to self...



Remember to post my thoughts on the similarities between high school competitive/sideline cheer
and roller derby.

I have been so preoccupied with derby lately, I haven't paid much attention to anything else. Another two bouts this month (one home, one away). I am still rubbing Arnica gel on my battle wounds from the two bouts last month (but I LOVE IT!).

Does anyone else have an analogy that they would like to share, describing how they feel about derby and it's similarities to something? Please share your thoughts.

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Hematoma



Apparently, derby girls like to show off their bruises, so I will post mine for all to see. The colors have since mostly gone away, but I am left with this huge mass and ripply stuff in my leg. I am not super stoked, because I still have a huge lump right below this injury that has been in my leg since I was a sophomore in high school (obtained from a car accident involving myself, no seat belt, a freshly grated dirt road, a small tree, and a Ford Festiva driven by my girlfriend).




Pre-May 14 Bruise




After Derby Bout May 14th





May 15th





May 16th





May 25th


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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Does This Tutu Make My Butt Look Big?


While researching how to become a better derby player I came across the visual block. In derby, new skaters learn about positional blocking (getting in front of someone) and blocking by making contact with our bodies. Some skaters work on their mental blocking (messing with the opposing skaters head). The visual block is different. Visual blocking is appearing large on the skate court. It is easy for girls who are large to achieve a visual block. For smaller skaters (smaller teams) having an appearance of being larger can help block a skater from entering past your hips. It seems that more and more derby teams have adopted booty shorts and derby skinz as the appropriate bottom uniform for bouting, but are we by wearing less actually causing more penetration through our blockers? Would not a full skirt or tutu actually make the opposing team players perceive that there is less room for them to skate through, therefore attempting less passes and scoring points? My team has won one, lost two. This weekend I will be playing in a bout with our B team. I have made three tutus and asked those that have tutus to bring them. Our team is small, but the other team might not be. The other team might have large ladies swaying in their skates, back and forth in front of me, just holding me back with their enormous rear ends. If that is the case, I will play their game. I will put on that tutu and wear it proud, asking the other ladies on my team to do the same. Starting off small and then getting "big" will not only be a visual block, but a mental block as well. Once they are confused, we will go and knock the crap out of them, while helping our jammer get threw the pack and score us some points. I really look forward to this weekends bout, and I wish all my girlie's the best of luck! Now let's go sport some bunched up tulle!

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Battle For The Coast Skit

Norm MacDonald



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Back To The 80's

AQUA


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Monday, May 16, 2011

Aww, a sweet roller derby lullaby

Nothing like a metal band playing in the middle of a roller derby bout.


Port City

"ROLLER DERBY!!!!!!!!"

Get low, drop your butt and look back. Hit hard, drop and HIT on the first whistle. Feel your teamates sweet booty. Get in fist fights and don't say sorry.

This you HAVE to watch, the WHOLE THING! Serious.


Port City v Smog City


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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Getting Ready For A Derby Bout

Goes a little something like this (if I was a Muppet)!!!!!!!




Congratulations to the Mendo Mayhem ladies on their win. Both teams did great! Wishing a speedy recovery to Fiona Fearless and Kylanator. Looking forward to bouting Merced next weekend. It is looking like Mother Nature is not on our side this week for practices. As those of you do or don't know, my team practices outside on a cement track. Due to SNOW in May, practices this week will most likely be canceled. There are no alternate practice facilities, so it will be drills and skills and rules for our girls (85% of this teams roster are ladies who will be bouting for the first time).

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Today we celebrate the life of Bob Marley





















When I was younger, I lived with Jenny in a small two bedroom apartment. Jenny and I would listen to Burning Spear and Luda, eat greens topped with liquid amino's and nutritional yeast, run around bare foot playing in the forests and beaches, enjoyed a summer of "why not's?" dressed as mushroom goddesses. Jenny and I enjoyed our early twenties, that is for sure. As you age, you tend to hold onto those sweet memories, because as the years role forward, summers of "why not?" become maybe a day once every few years. As life becomes more structured and less free flowing, memories are sometime all you have. The other day, I went to my small tattered bookshelf (that actually used to be Jenny's when we lived together) and decided I was going to read a book, an actual tangible, word on paper with page numbers, book. I picked up "Rasta Heart" A Journey Into One Love By Robert and Julia Roshind. When I opened up the book, I found two inscriptions inside.

To Jenny - Our journey is now yours, One Love Robert Roskind

Jenny - Your light sees and gives glorious - Julia

This book was not mine, it was Jenny's, and it was signed by both authors. I contacted Jenny to tell her I had the book and I would send it to her so she could have it back. Her response was different than I expected. She told me she was happy that I had found it and picked it to read, that I should keep it and learn from it. I love that girl. She is always giving of herself, spreading the peaceful messages threw her words and her actions. Jenny will be the first to tell you she's not perfect, but she wants to be so badly. She is a prime example of one love. I am proud to have her as a friend. Thank you for sharing your book with me.








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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Round I Go

Try this at home -
Read the words in green SIT AND SPIN and then close your eyes and visulaize yourself spining as fast as you can on a sit and spin toy. You are young, small and full of energy. Keep pushing yourself faster and faster, until you can't push yourself any more. Now stop. Visualise your smaller self getting up from the cross legged position on the floor. How do you feel? When I try this at home, I feel like I am going to puke, just like when I was a kid.


I loved the sit and spin so much, I would twirl for hours on it in our Michigan basement. As I age, I remember more and more wonderful things about my youth. I think about all the games and activities that my brothers and I used to do, like tag outside at dusk, and pogo sticks in the drive way.


I used to roller skate at the rink on the weekends religiously, play t-ball and ride bikes. I wasn't ever the skinniest girl in my school, but I was fit and healthy. My brothers and I kept active playing PIG and HORSE in the front yard, and I liked to hula hoop in the wet grass in our yard. We chased our dog around and played football in the back. My brothers and I built forts behind our barns and went hiking through the trees. We were not thin, but we were strong. In my life currently, I am trying to lose fat, build muscle and add flexibility to achieve a body that I feel better in, through what I am calling "recess". Every day, I get to have recess just like when I was a kid. Like when my mom used to tell me to "go outside and blow the stink off of you". Everyday. At least a 1/2 hour. I want my recess to involve as many people as want to play, utilizing fun things that we did as kids, like skating and hula hooping, or tag played in the sand. I have been doing some online research on hula hooping and am blown away that I haven't added this into my exercise routine before this!







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Tonight! Watch this at 7:30 PST!

This is what I will be watching in an hour from now!

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Tim Reeves, SF NM 1980

Please pour yourself a cup of coffee and watch a piece of artistic vision coming strait to you from the 1980's in New Mexico. This is a classic piece and will take ten minutes from your life. Don't worry, it will be worth it! For those of us who live in cooler climates where goggles and ski boots are a part of your wardrobe while shopping at the grocery store, you will appreciate the downhill skating with ski poles and gaiters!

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A throw back commercial for you all to enjoy! The Fisher Price Skate that grows with your little grommet!





AS ALWAYS! HAPPY SKATING AND HAPPY BLOGGING! - MUTTPUPPY!

My Love For Skates is GROWING!!


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Every time I see someone doing something absolutely amazing on skates, it makes me want to learn more and more and more and more! Check this out!



This chick is on the ice, but she is still skating and hula hooping!





Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Life in a northern town


Dream Academy - Life In A Northern Town by Tunashaker


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Longboards / Extreme Boards / Skateboards
Boise, ID



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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

We be skating in the streets!





Been busy skating it up outside
on the roads and bike paths.




Skating is my most favorite thing to do, especially with my team mates.There hasn't been a shortage of skating partners in my life recently.
On the trails, paths or streets,peeps be rallying at any chance to roll.




Charging uphill with a ten pound weight vest is easy
when you keep in mind that bathing suit season is upon us
(along with BOUTING SEASON)!





The bike paths provide lots of space to practice drills and endurance.




The doggies love to come with too!




When our four legged friends get tired, they get carried
(cardio + weights = conditioning).






Soaking the feet and caring for some pretty gnarly blisters
underfoot is a small price to pay at the end of the day for how great my body is feeling.




Click HERE to see a flickr photo from 2009
of a Jesus-lookalike-hula hooping and skating

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Fight Crew versus Sirens

Here it is unless you missed it!

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Saturday, April 9, 2011

MOJO
















Mojo
. That what I got, gonna start a riot....
1. Self-confidence, Self-assuredness. As in basis for belief in ones self in a situation. Esp. I context of contest or display of skill such as sexual advances or going into battle.
2. Good luck fetish / charm to bolster confidence.
3. ability to bounce back from a debilitating trauma and negative attitude


So, now that I have MOJO, along with my Lower Dantian (HARA) Breathing and my amazing chiropractic sessions, I think my center is grounded for what I am about to do tonight.

POP goes the cherry on Chico - Hope it won't hurt too bad.



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Friday, April 8, 2011

Bonnie Says It Best




"You are either building or destroying your league every time you interact with someone in it" - Bonnie D.Stroir





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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Put Me In Coach!

My week in a nutshell (help! I'm trapped in a nutshell)
  1. WED - Skated hard in the streets
  2. THUR - Skated hard in the streets
  3. FRI - Practice with the team
  4. SAT - Skated hard in the streets
  5. SUN - Practice with the team
  6. MON - Skated hard in the streets
  7. TUE - Skated hard in the streets
  8. WED - Practice with the team
Let's see. Sunday night I washed my pads. Monday morning, my man bought me new ceramic bearings. Monday afternoon, I posted on facebook "something wonderful is afoot, I can feel it!" Monday night I polished my skates, washed and rotated my wheels and put in my sick new bearings (thanks hun). Tuesday morning at work, I miss a call. I text back - asking coach "you rang?". Coach calls back, with the news. I AM BOUTING CHICO THIS SATURDAY!!!!!!! Top 14 players for this bout has my name on it! I am beyond excited. I think I will get nervous, but for now, I am just so excited to go hit some ladies I can't even tell you how much. I never would have come this far so fast if it hadn't been for all the great ladies that I skate with, my captain and co-captain, my coach, and of course, me! Derby practice is such a great outlet, now lets see if bouting is too! Wish me luck on Saturday!

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